![]() Minor problems that the Cancer encounters along the way will disappear after the 23rd of April. They need to show flexibility and, if necessary, put their pride in their pockets, and make concessions or compromises. However, this can also be the right time for you to pay back your loans. Still, money flow may be less, and so, better for you to reduce your expenses. If you literally don't know who I mean, look it up.Your economic condition looks somewhat favorable. *Hat tip to Chris Traeger of Parks and Recreation. And no prizes for guessing the star sign of this correspondent. Hope you've recognised your swimming self here. If you don't let them on the swim team … well, you've been warned. But be warned, other swimmers: pisceans don't like rejection. If you need help in the water, Pisces are your go-to sign – but so willing are they to help others, they may drown themselves in the process. Intuitive, instinctive, water is their natural home. How does this translate in swimming terms? They are bloody good at it. (Except maybe the fish.) Aquarians are rebellious, unconventional, they like to go their own way (you can go your own wa-eh-ay). The waterbearer! This is the dawning! No surprise that both Mark Spitz and Rebecca Adlington are aquarians – no sign is better suited to swimming. When you realise it's all about self-loathing, you might feel a little more sympathetic to them. In the water, they are in control, disciplined, self-reliant, will push themselves to be literally their best selves*. That person standing at the end of the lane yelling at you to go faster? That's a capricorn. Likeable, optimistic but not that bright, Sagittarians hate health-and-safety rules. They hate to be tied to social constructs such as lane ropes, or "slow, medium, fast". Wild swimming is definitely for the sagis. So if there's a nudist swim anywhere, that's were they'll be. FREEDOM! That's a key word for sagittarians. So scorpios make great psychopaths or, alternatively, cold-water swimmers. This is a sign of extremes and intensity. If you run the risk of dissolving, you really need to have strong skin. Scorpio: 23 Oct – 21 NovĪnother water sign, so same advice applies. They're practically born bilateral breathing. In the water? Very good at medley swimming, they like to mix it up. Don't expect to see many librans in your average public pool – they're a bit snobby, preferring exclusive places. Ian Thorpe is a Libra, and as such, better in a relay than on his own. Rebecca Adlington won two of Team GB's three swimming medals at the London 2012 Games. Doesn't sound like a fun party, does it? Libra: 23 Sept – 22 Oct They will have watched and analysed every swimming video going, and are particular and precise swimmers. Got a problem with your stroke? Ask a virgo. Virgos are the ones with the superbly packed swimming bags, a pocket for everything. Flashy in the water, too, which is great to watch but don't expect one to save you if you're drowning. They are the show swimmers – if there's someone at your pool in a very flashy costume parading up and down followed by a troupe of admirers, that'll be a leo. Lions are great, aren't they? Really powerful creatures, fabulous thick hair. Also, they swim sideways so will crash into you if they're doing backstroke. Science tells us that water disperses in water, and yes, the cancerian problem is they can start to actually disperse or dissolve in water, so they have to go fast. They might be into swimming one day, and zumba the next. Interesting stroke in the pool? That's a gemini. Geminis can talk the talk, but when it comes to actually doing it, it'll be a creative interpretation of what's required. Who wants to swim with a bull anyway? Gemini: 21 May – 20 June ![]() They like things very ordered – pools with strict lane discipline are their preferred setting. They probably could swim, if caught in a flooded field, but it won't be graceful. Taurus: 20 April – 20 MayĮver seen a bull swim? No of course not. ![]() I hate to be the one to tell you, aries, but you are very annoying in a communal pool. You'll be the one thrashing up the pool with great vigour, determined to reach the end, but with zero style or consideration for others. People born under aries are go-getters they like to plunge right in.
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